Not to hi-jack this thread, but surely "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long" tops everything?
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"Anyone who understands jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it."
I disremember the name of the tune but Merle Travis once released a record in praise of fat women.
I do remember it had a lyric something about them being "warm in the winter and shady in the summertime."