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What's your favorite pun story, joke or cartoon? I'll start it off.

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(Darth Brooks)
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With respect to Spider Robinson, "That's Amore" alternative lines:

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He tells jokes, he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam, dat's-a Morey...

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My new ray-gun here tries to put out both your eyes:
It's a Moe-Ray...
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Why are they calling it the path out of Covid, and not the road to de-mask us? 😷
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Foster Brooks.
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There was an old comedian who every time he made a pun he’d throw a coin in a jar.

As years progressed the jar got bigger and bigger, and it took two men to lift it into position.

He was pun ching beyond his weight!
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A woman stopped me in the street and welcomed me like a long lost friend, and told me all about her vegetarianism.

Never seen herbivore.
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I bought a pet bee from America, he's lovely.

I can even take him for a walk now I've got a USB lead!
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The haddock I bought today has been "boned with care by the fishmonger"

I suppose those night shifts at Walmart do get kind of lonely. . .
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The man who invented inflatable footwear popped his clogs today.
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Just about everyone knows what's in my will.

It’s a dead giveaway.
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